So This Happened On My Flight Back

After my fight ((Alaska Airlines 37, Philadelphia to Seattle)) was delayed for two hours due to weather, we’re finally getting ready to push back from the gate when the purser ((head flight attendant)) calls over the intercom for doors to be disarmed. Not good.

The next ten minutes basically played out like latter parts of Gaylord Focker getting removed from the airplane, finally culminating with Philly PD escorting our character off the plane: