I laughed ((hopefully because it was actually funny, and not because I’ve been up all night and now I’m losing it)) a bit at this piece of spam that managed to slip through:
Subject: Life is too short to have a shitty watch
If you buy a Submariner SS watch, it will be the best purchase in your life
That’s the entire message. No link either. I guess they want me to Google it. For what it’s worth, I have a Casio Waveceptor watch that’s battery backed solar powered. It receives and synchronizes to the NIST time signal nightly, thus ensuring that anytime I’m late for an appointment it’s actually my fault.