The War on Terror: As Viewed From The Bourne Shell

This gave me a good laugh, something good for a Monday. From Sun Ray Blog:

<br />
$ cd /middle_east<br />
$ ls<br />
Afghanistan Iraq Libya Saudi_Arabia UAE<br />
Algeria Israel Morrocco Sudan Yemen<br />
Bahrain Jordan Oman Syria<br />
Egypt Kuwait Palestine Tunisia<br />
Iran Lebanon Qatar Turkey</p>
<p>$ cd Afghanistan<br />
$ ls<br />
bin Taliban<br />
$ rm Taliban<br />
rm: Taliban is a directory<br />
$ cd Taliban<br />
$ ls<br />
soldiers<br />
$ rm soldiers<br />
$ cd ..<br />
$ rmdir Taliban<br />
rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty<br />
$ cd Taliban<br />
$ ls -a<br />
. .. .insurgents<br />
$ chown -R USA .*<br />
chown: .insurgents: Not owner<br />
$ cd ..<br />
$ su<br />
Password: *******<br />
# mv Taliban /tmp<br />
# exit<br />
$ ls<br />
bin<br />
$ cd bin<br />
$ ls<br />
laden<br />
$ cd ..<br />
$ rm -r bin/laden<br />
bin/laden: No such file or directory<br />
$ find / -name laden<br />
$<br />
$ su<br />
Password: *******<br />
# mv bin /tmp<br />
# exit<br />
$ pwd<br />
/middle_east/Afghanistan<br />
$ cd /opt/UN<br />
$ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.<br />
ln: cannot create /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied<br />
$ su<br />
Password:*******<br />
# ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.<br />
# cd /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda<br />
Al_Qaeda: does not exist<br />
# rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda<br />
# mkfile 100g /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda<br />
mkfile: No space left on device<br />
# rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda<br />
# cd /opt/Coalition/Willing<br />
# mkfile 1b /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda<br />
# chown -R USA:Proof /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda<br />
#exit<br />
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq<br />
$ ls<br />
saddam<br />
$ ls<br />
saddam<br />
$ ls<br />
saddam<br />
$ ls -a<br />
. .. saddam<br />
$ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]<br />
/Korea/North/wMd<br />
$ wall Propaganda.txt<br />
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st<br />
Mission Accomplished!<br />
$ rm saddam<br />
saddam: No such file or directory<br />
$ find / -name saddam<br />
/var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam<br />
$ wall NewsWorthy.txt<br />
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13<br />
We Got Him!<br />
$ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail<br />
$ cd /opt/USA<br />
$ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq<br />
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy<br />
$ ./install<br />
Install Error: Install failed. See install_log for details.<br />
$ more install_log<br />
Installed failed!<br />
Prerequisite packages missing<br />
Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia<br />
Packages Church and State must be installed separately<br />
File System /PeakOil nearing capacity<br />
Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.<br />
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