Happy Singles Awareness Day

The times they are a-changin’.

This post seems to be older than 17 years—a long time on the internet. It might be outdated.

In light of my inability to perform any sort of Valentineness due to the current nature of my life: Happy Singles Awareness Day.

And now some random Valentine related material:

# open HEART by Eric Windisch, Feb 15, 1999
open (HEART, ">for_me");
   for ($this-valentines-day; $you and $me; $together++) {
     $you = "My special one";
     $me = "Your darling";

   %time = ($you => $me, $together => "forever");
   while ($you = push(@me, @away)) {
     foreach (@second) {
       die a_bit to my $death;
       goto hell;

     pack $my_bags, @and_leave;
     package my_love;
     unless(!$i_see_you) {
       write YOU_SOON;

   reverse keys %time;
   bless me;
   for (last; kill $me;) {
     if ($you) {

…via //engtech

From en.wikipedia.org:

Saint Valentine or Saint Valentinus refers to one or more martyred saints of ancient Rome. The feast of Saint Valentine was formerly celebrated on February 14 by the Roman Catholic Church until the revised calendar 1969.

See you all next year: Same Time. Same place. Same Status.