The Internet is for Porn

This is a hilarious video. The images are SFW, the lyrics are borderline NSFW. The music is from a Broadway show called Avenue Q, which I might see in Vegas in a few weeks.

Beer Me

This is awesome…and potentially a fun summer project I might need to try out.

From www.duke.edu:

Have you ever gotten up off the couch to get a beer for the umpteenth time and thought, “What if instead of ME going to get the BEER, the BEER came to ME???”

I know I have…

Well, that was how I first conceived of the beer launching fridge. About 3 months and several hundred dollars later I have a fully automated, remote controlled, catapulting, man-pit approved, beer launching mini-fridge.

The really good part starts at the 76 second mark.

via BoingBoing

One. Word. Questionare.

Because it’s Friday and I’m waiting for my turn at Guitar Hero.

1 word survey
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone?: pocket

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?: none

3. Your hair?: haircut

4. your mother?: seattle

5. Your father?: seattle

6. Your favorite thing?: happy

7. Your dream last night?: none

8. Your favorite drink?: water

9. Your dream car?: hybrid

10. The room you’re in?: chris’s

12. Your fears?: failure

13. What do you want to be in 10 years: solver

14. Who did you hang out with last night?: mike

16. Muffins?: yum

17. One of your wish list items?: graduate

18. Where you grew up?: Seattle

19. The last thing you did?: this

20. What are you wearing?: usual

21. Your TV?: off

22. Your pet(s)?: Dunstan

23. Your computer?: tablet

24. Your life?: interesting

25. Your mood?: tired

26. Missing?: sleep

27. What are you thinking about right now?: food

28. Your car?: outside

29. Your work?: always

30. Your summers?: short

31. Your ex?: Sarah

32. Your favorite color(s)?: orange

33. When is the last time you laughed?: today

34. Last time you cried?: dunno

35. School?: hard

via Jessica Fusher

Sick

I’m sick. I’ve been steadily getting worse since Saturday.

I’m not running a temperature, but I have a splitting headache and I’m all congested now.

Ibuprofen, Mucinex, and Airborne.

The Situation

This is a follow up to this mornings incident. This is what the situation seems to be:

The Lady-Downstairs is hearing noises, but can’t identify what they might be. She says it sounds like a printer. I’m upstairs going about my businesses in a reduced fashion in order to be as quiet as possible. He’s the frustrating part, her statements are so vague and inaccurate that A) I don’t know what she’s talking about, or B) She complaining about something that I have the perfect right to do. Either way, I can’t do anything about it.

My hands are tied and she’s bitching and complaining about it.

I have less then 3 months left in this apartment. I’m contemplating considering moving out, I don’t know where. Maybe a hotel or something if they’d cut me a deal. I really can’t have any more of these knocking incidents as they keep me up longer then I want to and cause me great stress, frustration, and anxiety.

As it turned out, I did end up skipping my first three classes today. Mostly due to lack of sleep, also due to the fact that I am sick. I also email my circuits professor and he’s agreeable to let me take the makeup circuits exam next week. That will help with the stress and anxiety of today and tomorrow.

The Police

Not the band, but me actually calling them.

The officer almost wrote her a ticket, but instead agreed to come back on Tuesday at 3 to work things out…maybe write a ticket? He noted that the whole thing is ridiculous…which I completely agree with.

Apparently, I might have been printing (I wasn’t…I can assure you of that), because that’s what it sounded like…according to the lady downstairs.

Know what sucks…I have to get up in 2.5 hours and I can’t really take the day off because I’ll get too far behind. I also have a fucking exam tomorrow (Tuesday) that I still have to study for. And a pre lab due tomorrow.

I need to find my Lexapro Lorazepam.