Believe it or not, this one doesn’t even come out of The Onion.
A Happy Valley woman has been charged with assault, accused of stabbing her son after she found he had eaten some of her popcorn.
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Deupties believe the woman got upset when she saw her son eating the popcorn she had just popped.
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The son suffered a puncture wound under his eye and numerous cuts to his hand that required 34 stitches
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