Believe it or not, this one doesn’t even come out of The Onion.
A Happy Valley woman has been charged with assault, accused of stabbing her son after she found he had eaten some of her popcorn.
Deupties believe the woman got upset when she saw her son eating the popcorn she had just popped.
The son suffered a puncture wound under his eye and numerous cuts to his hand that required 34 stitches
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