Jokes in the Comment Spam

Recently, some of the comment spam have had jokes in them. Some of them are funny, others not so much. But I thought I’d share them anyway:

Are you allowed to kiss a nun?
Yes. But don’t get into the habbit.

How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end youlose your house.

“Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet”. “No kidding? How much memory will it take up?”. “Not much, just two Bytes.”

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
Darling.

why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
’cause he was dead…

I wish Martians would conquer the earth and make us their pets, I could really use a new flea leash. The one my wife uses is getting pretty darn short.

What do you call a man that doesn’t use contraceptives?
Daddy.

What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years jour job still stcks.

‘Was your wife a virgin when you married?’
‘I don’t know. Some say yes. Some say no.’

A man visits the doctor. The doctor says “I have bad news for you.You have cancer and Alzhiemer’s disease”. The man replies “Well,thank God I don’t have cancer!”

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