Jokes in the Comment Spam

The times they are a-changin’.

This post seems to be older than 18 years—a long time on the internet. It might be outdated.

Recently, some of the comment spam have had jokes in them. Some of them are funny, others not so much. But I thought I’d share them anyway:

Are you allowed to kiss a nun?
Yes. But don’t get into the habbit.

How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end youlose your house.

“Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet”. “No kidding? How much memory will it take up?”. “Not much, just two Bytes.”

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
’cause he was dead…

I wish Martians would conquer the earth and make us their pets, I could really use a new flea leash. The one my wife uses is getting pretty darn short.

What do you call a man that doesn’t use contraceptives?

What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years jour job still stcks.

‘Was your wife a virgin when you married?’
‘I don’t know. Some say yes. Some say no.’

A man visits the doctor. The doctor says “I have bad news for you.You have cancer and Alzhiemer’s disease”. The man replies “Well,thank God I don’t have cancer!”