How To Piss Someone Off…

The times they are a-changin’.

This post seems to be older than 18 years—a long time on the internet. It might be outdated.

…program their cell number into one of the phones at the Verizon store. Bonus points if you use the LG Migo, that tiny green phone that looks like an alien. It’s designed for parents who want to be able to contact their kids, but don’t want the kids call every number in the univesre. There are four quick dial buttons on the front, an emergency button, a call button, and an end button. That’s it. To program the quick dial buttons, you have to know the code. And no, Verizon doesn’t reset the phones (which I was certain they would do, given the number of customers that come in and out and mess with the phones).