Meal Plan

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The times they are a-changin’.

This post seems to be older than 15 years—a long time on the internet. It might be outdated.

For the upcoming semester, I was planning on getting a meal plan because A) I’m on campus so much, and B) I don’t like cooking. I have six choices and I’m trying to figure out which one gives me the biggest bang for my buck:

Meal Plan Weekly
Meal Allowance
Cost Per
Marble Plan 19 meals/week + $50 Munch Money/semester $1,566.00
Quartz Plan 15 meals/week + $100 Munch Money/semester $1,566.00
Granite Plan 150 meals/semester + $175 Munch Money/semester $1,566.00
Topaz Plan 125 meals/semester + $250 Munch Money/semester(available for RHA Mines Park Students only) $1,566.00
Silver Plan 50 meals/semester + $250 Gold card money $530.00
Agate Plan 25 meals/semester $155.00

Note: “Munch Money” and “Gold Card Money” has the same value as regular money. A copy of the Rocky Mountain News is subsidized in the cost (actually two copies of RMN and two copies of The Denver Post, however I don’t read the latter).


21 thoughts on “Meal Plan”

  1. you suck man I’m from the school of hard knock
    I’m hella asian and I cook in a wok
    meal plans are for bitches and so that’s you
    because you are a piece of poo

  2. Hey man your skills are so lame
    ill beat you here in public and put you to shame
    think you can battle with me?
    Ill set you up with a hooker and give your ass VD

  3. give my ass VD? yeah you wish
    because you’re a homo and have sex with a fish
    so if you’re hungry for pain I’ll serve you a dish
    of sweet knuckle sandwich and phat rhymes bitch

  4. Knuckle sandwich? thats kindergarten, that shit is weak
    go back to the country and inherit with the meek
    because you wont inherit shit with me
    youre an NES game, and im rocking in 3D

  5. Your three dimensions are ho, bitch, and slut
    So open your mouth and I’ll bust a nut
    And if you’re thirsty I’ll pee down your throat
    but if you’re not done you can go fuck a goat

  6. bust a nut? that insult is kind of banal
    now watch me as I skull fuck you, in the anal
    whats this? even jesus couldnt save your twat
    as I crucifix your dick and clean it up with a mop

  7. how dare you bitch, jesus saves all —
    all of his anal for your butthole!
    christ is gonna do you up in the butt
    you’re a cunt

  8. Ok Devin, nice fucking last line
    Oh take some more, take all your time
    Ill take your future girlfriend and make you miss her
    Ill do her in the butt and put it up on Flickr

  9. fuck you man you’d never get any girls from Cal
    they’re way too chinese and study hella pal
    but that’s all good cuz that’s how I like em
    so don’t be absurd and let’s get to fightin

    first I’ll whip out my tambourine
    and hit you in the nuts and kick you in the spleen
    and then you’ll be crying, and begging for more
    but it’s no fun when you’re such a whore!

    uh! bring the beat back

  10. Way to use 8 eights, want to do some more?
    You say in 8 what I do in 4
    Ok enough of this, whats your angle, acute?
    I think ill stick a gerbil up in your poop chute


  11. Word? what is this shit?
    Battle raps don’t fit
    Pull the stick out of your cunts
    Don’t even keep trying to rap; you know your dicks are little runts

    I don’t know why I bothers
    But I do know who buttfucks your fathers
    I’m past your caliber; above your rankin’
    More in the league of Alexander Pushkin

  12. i’m a rebel, your still stuck in the past, eating fruity pebbles
    i’m a serial killa, you couldn’t stand up to me even if you took steroids hella
    got big and strong, then blew like old faithfull, down in yella
    you battle like a monkey in heat, come over here and kiss my feet

  13. I would just like to say I had no part in the above flame war. “Goliath” would be that young rapscallion, my brother, Adrian Harris.

    EDITORS NOTE: Moved comment to proper post

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