More Inboxen™ cleaning time. This comes courtesy of Audrey’s Blog:
Reasons skiing is better than sex:
10. Choice of day or night
9. You pay once to go up and down all day
8. Skis are always hard
7. You have your choice of expert or beginner
6. You always get picked up when in line
5. Lubricant lasts for days
4. Vertical is better than horizontal
3. You can ride more than 2 mounds at a time
2. Lessons are available
1. Abundance of virgin territory
Bones:There are 206 in the human body. No need for dismay, however: two bones of the middle ear have never been broken in a skiing accident.
Skier – One who pays an arm and a leg for the opportunity to break them.
Traverse – To ski across a slope at an angle; one of two quick and simple methods of reducing speed.Tree – The other method.