Dr. Seuss meets Star Trek

The times they are a-changin’.

This post seems to be older than 18 years—a long time on the internet. It might be outdated.

Cleaning out my various Inboxen, so expect more random stuff like this:

Data: May I suggest a course to take?
We could, I think, quite safely make
Extinguishers from tractor beams
And stop the fire, or so it seems…
Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You’ve saved the day!
Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!

Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much.
You’ve saved our lives, our ship, and such.

Troi: We still must save the Indran planet —

Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite…

Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist.
We understand — we get your gist.
But can we get our ship to go?
Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so.

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[tags]star trek, tng, dr. seuss[/tags]