Verizon, LG, and a 15 Inch Black Rubber Cock

You have to have seen Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels to get the what the title means. I I took my phone into Verizon on Monday and they said “Looks like you got water damage.” The display on the phone was foggy, so that was a no brainer.

I went back today. The phone actually turned on, but it wouldn’t get a signal. “Looks like you got water damage.” Hmm. There were no signs of water damage on the phone. But I noticed that the first thing the Verizon rep did every time they looked at my phone was to take out the battery. Then it all clicked together. Those bastards put a water soluble mark on the battery. Get it wet and they’ll know instantly.

I was going to borrow Staples battery today, but I couldn’t get a hold of him. But Quinn came over tonight and his phone uses the same battery as my phone does, so he’s letting me borrow his battery for tomorrow.

Here’s the full quote from the movie:

Harry didn’t think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.

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