Payment Notification

The times they are a-changin’.

This post seems to be older than 19 years—a long time on the internet. It might be outdated.

I had to put off my fun with the Nigerian. However, school is now out and I’m going to finish out this prank. During the interim, Dr. James Francis called me a few times. I pretended to be someone else and said that “John” was out. Today, I sent him the following email:

Dr. Francis,

Sorry it has taken so long. Shortly after my contact with you, I became serious ill. Knowing the sensitivity of this matter, I opted to wait rather than risk having my fortune fall into the wrong hands. Today is the first day that I have been allowed out of bed and the first thing I did was go down to Western Union and make a payment. They emailed me a receipt which I’ve attached. Let me know what I need to do next. I will try calling you later tonight if I am awake.
– John

We’ll see where this goes!