The times they are a-changin’.
This post seems to be older than 18 years—a long time on the internet. It might be outdated.
Another year, another day. Today marks my 19th year of singularity. Some call it Valentines Day, but you have to actually have a Valentine for that to happen. To remedy the situation, the following pubic service announcement is for immediate release:
Andrew Ferguson; 5′ 10″ / 150lbs; Studying Electrical Engineering at The Colorado School of Mines; Picture of Andrew; Serious inquiries only; Batteries not included; Some assembly may be required.
Happy Valentine’s Single’s Awareness Day!