Another year, another day. Today marks my 19th year of singularity. Some call it Valentines Day, but you have to actually have a Valentine for that to happen. To remedy the situation, the following pubic service announcement is for immediate release:
Andrew Ferguson; 5′ 10″ / 150lbs; Studying Electrical Engineering at The Colorado School of Mines; Picture of Andrew; Serious inquiries only; Batteries not included; Some assembly may be required.
Valentine’s Single’s Awareness Day!