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The Lady-Downstairs has returned. Although this time she took to ringing door bells. My guess is that this was in emulation of my previous midnight ringing a few weeks back. I finally got up and answered it, although without opening the door. The …
I received a letter in the mail the other day from the Jefferson County Mediation Board. The Lady-Downstairs doesn’t want to meet anymore. No word on why not. I’m guessing it has to do with: not wanting to sign the legal form (although I can’t ima…
This is a follow up to this mornings incident. This is what the situation seems to be:
The Lady-Downstairs is hearing noises, but can’t identify what they might be. She says it sounds like a printer. I’m upstairs going about my businesses in a …
Not the band, but me actually calling them.
The officer almost wrote her a ticket, but instead agreed to come back on Tuesday at 3 to work things out…maybe write a ticket? He noted that the whole thing is ridiculous…which I completely agree…
Tuesday rolled around a few days ago and, like I last reported, it was mediation time. I arrived a bit early as I didn’t want to be late. 6pm came and went and no Lady-Downstairs. It wasn’t until 6:15 that she finally showed.
We got started.
When I last left off, the lady downstairs was banging banging banging.
Well, the next morning I walked out to check the mail and I saw that a representative from the Golden Police Department had left a business card with a note on back:
The following will be a very vulgar rant.
Fuck the lady downstairs! Fuck her and her demands. Fuck her and fucking broomstick! How the fuck do you go through life? No really?!? How the fuck do people talk to you? Why the fuck do you still hav…
As I’ve previously reported here and here, the neighbor below has certain noise issues. I’ve tried to keep quite, but in order for me to be quite I pretty much have to forgo the use of my bedroom after 10pm unless I’m using it for sleeping.
Good cry: Last spring, over school sucking.
Library book checked out: Naked Conversations
Movie seen: Super Troopers
Book read: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Cuss word uttered: "Fuck". Potentially "shi…