Tag archives for bachelor

  1. The $490,452 Question

    Adam Smiley called today to inform me that over break he proposed to Natalie and will be getting married this summer. This, along with the other people in my life who are married or dating, requires me to contemplate my own status as a single and …

  2. The Bachelor (Party)

    I think every bachelor party should start out with someone walking into a sex shop, only to have their phone ring, "Oh, hi Mom. How’s it going? Can I call you back later?" and then turn around and ask the shopkeeper, deadpan, "Where are the inflat…