Name That Thing

I still can’t believe this! All this hype for something so ridiculous! Who cares about a(n) __________? I want something new! I want them to think differently! Why oh why would they do this?! It’s so wrong! It’s so stupid!
gee! a(n) __________ with a(n) __________! how original! kinda reminds me of a(n) __________ i once knew.
I’d call it the Cube 2.0 as it wont sell, and be killed off in a short time…and it’s not really functional.
All that hype for a(n) __________? Break-thru __________ device? The Reality Distiortion Field is starting to warp __________’s mind if s/he thinks for one second that this thing is gonna take off.
There are already two products similar to this on the market. The __________ and the __________ which can come with a(n) __________. The __________ is obviously alot cooler and has __________, but it is far from revolutionary. I for one am disappointed and think that __________ is making a mistake by trying to get into this market.

This is an actual post someone wrote several years ago about an item that everything things is pretty spiffy today. Can you guess what it is?