This is brilliant, simply brilliant. I have been longing for something like this for a very long time:
Ok. Here’s the scenario:
You have to wait 2 minutes while your computer turns on. You have to sit in front of your computer during this whole time because once it finally gets to the login screen, you have to type in the password. The computer then crunches numbers for another 2 minutes while it loads a wide variety of programs (MSN messenger, your Norton Antivirus, your Microsoft Office shortcut bar, etcâ€¦). Finally, after like 5 minutes, you have access to your desktop.