Well, I decided that I needed someone who would always agree with me and never talk back. So I got a fish. His name is Frank Bates. I call him Frank…other’s call him Mr. Bates (just say it out loud). He’s a Betta fish (with two “t”s) which is good because for many reasons:
- Only need to feed them 2-3 times a week so I can go away for the weekend without having to worry
- Don’t need a filter or air bubble thing
- Are used to living alone and in very small spaces
- Don’t need to change the water often
It only cost $16.45 + tax and I have enough food to last quite a long time.